On Wed, 13 Sep 2017 07:55:46 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; ""Colonel Edmund J.
Burke" <***@std-girls.com>" determined that the following was
of great importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us
Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
The pillow inserts from the Yellow Kingdom finally arrived the udder
day. Total cost, including shipping from Chinkland, $17 and change.
Good price. Almost too good. And like they say, if it sounds too good
to be true....... You know the rest. Buying things on Ebay is always
a hit or miss situation, a gamble if you will...something akin to jungle
Those chinky pillows (2) were certainly not worth $17. The hollow fiber
filling was scant, leaving the whole thing as flat as a pancake.
Certainly not up to par with the standards expected here at Sunset
Chateau. I contacted the chink seller with my complaint. Whether
intentional or not, that idiot chink offered to refund me 3 yen. 3
yen? What's that, about a millionth of one fucking penny?! LOL Idiot
probably meant 3 bucks, but that was too little for this old internet
So, I sent seller a rather nasty reply, accusing him/her of being a
lying chink with shoddy merchandise. Then I filed a dispute with the
credit card company (which one is classified material). In but two
days the dispute is settled (by chink not wishing to confront the
Colonel's Iron Will) and the amount credited to my account in full.
Moral of this story: always purchase (whenever possible) using Paypal
funded with a major credit card. Vendors are afraid of dogs with sharp
teeth, and that's what these credit card companies are.
I WIN AGAIN! ANY QUESTIONS?
yes, i have a few questions:
what made you think that ordering junk from china was going to be worth your time and effort?
is it because you're a cheapskate skinflint?
is buying american beyond you?
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